why not ~ everyone else is

let's see how well you guys know me... and even if you don't know me, please guess : D

~ i think these may be too easy.

make a list of 10 statements about yourself:
4 of the 10 statements must be lies. the other 6 must be true.
post your list and have people guess which four are lies!

1. i kept tarantulas for pets.
2. i have an inexplicable passion for firemen.
3. i was in the army during desert storm, but discharged for medical reasons.
4. i have always hoped to have a dream home in guadalajara.
5. i own a pre-civil war cavalry saber.
6. i ran away from home, saw an angel on the canadian border, and it told me to go home.
7. i've been laid off four times in as many years.
8. i suffer from pigmentation displacement syndrome.
9. i absorbed my own twin in the womb.
10. i love chocolate like there's no tomorrow